Guess who finally comes back on Thursday! Man have I missed her! #PHlife
I swear the fuckin producers of the simpsons knew shit was an issue before anyone opened their eyes.
Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
Like, this is Loki
And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.
This is Castiel
And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.
This is Tony Stark
And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.
Oh my god
Nobody has to deal with americans more than other americans.
I am an american and I can verify that this is indeed true.
#everyone else gets to be annoyed by Americans from afar #while Americans have to be annoyed by other Americans loudly and up close
*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that
We freed them…but at what cost?
that ball wasn’t there to trap them
it was to protect us
CAN WE PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ROCKET RACOON IS ALMOST AS TALL AS WOLVERINE