And here is what we call a textbook defintion of puppydog eyes.
it winked are you joking
being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you
- every sidekick in any movie: you did it!
- every main character in any movie: no, we did it
it’s fall so that means i can start fires in my house again
i probably should have stated that i have a fireplace, and i wont be burning my house down
i wish i knew what you were thinking
i just realized this probably sounds really deep about some boy or something but its about my dog
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body